When you need something funny to write about birthdays, just think about the details of how people are made. Some funny ideas can come out of simple biology. Here are a few funny birthday examples, just using the picture to the right.
- "Happy birthday! Maybe you can get back into swimming this year. You used to love swimming."
- "Good thing you got over that awkward crazy tail phase."
- "You won! Congratulations on getting the prize and getting to be born. Happy birthday."
- "Where and what were you doing nine months before your birthday?"
- "Good thing we can't remember anything from before we were born, right? Happy birthday! Here's to not remembering."
- "I remember when you were just a little guy. Happy birthday!"
- "You were the most competitive among your peers... at least before you were born."